One day a man went to a pet shop to buy a parrot. The assistant took the man to the parrot section and asked the man to choose one. The man inquired, “How much is the yellow one?”
The assistant said “$2000.” The man was shocked. He asked the pet-shop assistant why it’s so expensive. The assistant explained, “This parrot is a very special one. He knows typewriting and can type really fast.”
“Well, what about the green one?” the man asked.
The assistant replied, “He costs $5000 because he knows typewriting and can answer incoming telephone calls and takes notes.”
“What about the red one?” the man asked.
The assistant said, “That one is $10,000!”
The man wondered, “What does HE do?”
The assistant answered, “I don’t know, but the other two call him boss.”