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Saturday, August 20, 2022

Funny, made-up, and odd words

  • addendumb, noun. Additional stupid material added at the end of a book or document.
  • bilography, noun. An angry irritable account of someone’s life.
  • “Fanta”®size, verb. To indulge in daydreaming about drinking extra large bottles of Fanta brand carbonated soft drinks.
  • franticize, verb. To create a sense of fear, anxiety, or urgency though there is nothing of which to fear, etc.
  • franticizing, noun. Frantically running around like a chicken with its head cut off for no good reason.
  • idiocracy, noun. A society or group that is governed or populated by idiots.
  • incommode, verb. To inconvenience, discomfort, or trouble by putting in the commode.
  • oughtobiography, noun. A book about all the things you ought to being doing in your life.
  • psychophant, noun. A sycophant, especially one with psychological problems.
  • sinsorship, noun. Censoring a crime or sin committed and it's censored from the regular audience (an amalgam of sin and censorship).
  • synonym rolls, noun. A yummy pastry, just like my grammar used to make.
  • whaa-ambulance, noun. An ambulance called for someone’s whining emergency (‘whaa’ as ‘cry’).
  • worseship, noun. Worship that is worse than some other worship.

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