Funny, made-up, and odd words

• addendumb, noun. Additional stupid material added at the end of a book or document.
• bilography, noun. An angry irritable account of someone’s life.
• “Fanta”®size, verb. To indulge in daydreaming about drinking extra large bottles of Fanta brand carbonated soft drinks.
• franticize, verb. To create a sense of fear, anxiety, or urgency though there is nothing of which to fear, etc.
• franticizing, noun. Frantically running around like a chicken with its head cut off for no good reason.
• idiocracy, noun. A society or group that is governed or populated by idiots.
• incommode, verb. To inconvenience, discomfort, or trouble by putting in the commode.
• oughtobiography, noun. A book about all the things you ought to being doing in your life.
• psychophant, noun. A sycophant, especially one with psychological problems.
• sinsorship, noun. Censoring a crime or sin committed and it's censored from the regular audience (an amalgam of sin and censorship).
• synonym rolls, noun. A yummy pastry, just like my grammar used to make.
• whaa-ambulance, noun. An ambulance called for someone’s whining emergency (‘whaa’ as ‘cry’).
• worseship, noun. Worship that is worse than some other worship.