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Saturday, August 06, 2022

Some Jokes

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? ...Nobody knows.

What do you call a factory that makes okay products? ...A satisfactory.

Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing? ...In case they get a hole in one! 

Knock, knock.
Q. Who’s there?
A. Cow says.
Q. Cow says who?
A. No, a cow says mooooo!

Knock, knock.
Q. Who’s there?
A. A little old lady.
Q. A little old lady who?
A. Hey, I didn’t know you could yodel!

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