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"Many Baptist have solid, biblical orthodox theology. They could pass a theology exam on the fundamentals of the faith with flying colors. They are right; unfortunately they are “dead right”."
"You can't den with a skunk and come out smelling like a rose."
"If you meet someone without a smile, give them one of yours."
"We find it strikingly strange that liberals believe a warning label will deter smokers, a fine will make us buckle up, but the death penalty will not deter murder!"
"Your strength is seen in what you stand for, your weakness in what you fall for."
"Exposure to the Son may prevent burning."
"He with a heart full of love is richer than he with a hand full of gold."