Definitions, slightly tilted

• aftermath, noun. The next class after algebra class.
• amirite, interjection. A question/comment used to invite agreement or to assert that one’s previous statement is correct.
• amscray, verb. To depart quickly while speaking Pig Latin.
• apologestics, noun. Of or relating to bodily movements, gestures, or gyrations used when making a systematic argumentation or discourse in defense of Christianity.
• bureaucracy, noun. Defense of the status quo long after the quo has lost its status. (Laurence J. Peter)
• children, noun. Those who identify as being in a group whose age assigned at birth is zero.
• Conservative, noun. A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with other evils. (Ambrose Bierce)
• diet soda, noun. The drink you buy at a convenience store to go with two large Milky Way bars.
• disinformation, noun. Information I don’t like.
• fibula, noun. A small lie.
• fishing, noun. A Jerk on one end of a line waiting for a jerk on the other end.
• hair dresser, noun. A magician who creates a hair style that can never be duplicated.
• immediate, verb. To refrain from mediating.
• Liberal, noun. A statesman who is enamored with creating new evils, as distinguished from the Conservative who wishes to keep the  existing evils. (via Ambrose Bierce)
• M.E.D.I.A., noun. Most Efficient Deceiver in America.
• Obsessive Objection Disorder, noun. tilting at windmills; finding imaginary enemies or complaints. 
• oxymoron, noun. A person who is as dumb as an ox.
• Playdoh, name. A famous Greek philosopher who invented a famous pliable, putty-like children’s toy.
• politics, noun. ‘Poli’ a Latin word meaning ‘many’ and ‘tics’ meaning ‘bloodsucking creatures’. (Robin Williams)
• ramshackle, noun. Chains for a male sheep.
• sarchasm, noun. The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the reader who doesn’t get it.
• scholars hip, noun. A large callus caused by sitting for extended time reading research.
• sin, noun. A short word with a long sentence.
• too kooky, noun. In debate, a retort charging an adversary or his argument with being too crazy to acknowledge (Latin, tu quoque).
• Washingtonian gaffe, noun. Accidentally telling the truth.

[Most from anonymous sources]