A few days ago John went by to visit a cemetery where several of his relatives were buried. It was a beautiful day. So he decided to take a leisurely stroll and read epitaphs on graves of folks he didn't know. There were many of the standards -- “Rest in Peace,” “Gone but not forgotten,” and so on. A massive display caught his eye and he turned aside to read it. “A lawyer and a good man,” it was inscribed.
“Hmm,” thought John, “They must have buried two people there!”