Stanisław Jerzy Lec - sayings

• He who limps is still walking.
• In a war of ideas it is people who get killed.
• Optimists and pessimists differ only on the date of the end of the world.
• I am against using death as a punishment. I am also against using it as a reward.
• Is it a progress if a cannibal is using knife and fork?
• If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky?
• No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.
• If you are not a psychiatrist, stay away from idiots. They are too stupid to pay a layman for his company.
• The first condition of immortality is death.