Wednesday, November 16, 2016

Definitions: some funny, some not

Based on a true story (the Hollywood definition) -- There is a true story. We didn't tell it.

Cigarette -- A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool on the other

Etc. -- A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do

Lecture -- An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either

Predetonation -- How Calvinists set off their fireworks

Suicide -- A permanent reaction to a temporary problem

Worshiptainment -- entertainment substituted for and claimed as some sort of spiritual experience

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