Thursday, September 15, 2016

20 minute sermons

Professor Blank laboriously instructed his preacher students to keep their sermons to 20 minutes or less, citing the short attention spans of Americans. Nevertheless, most of his students preached about 30 minutes, and some went even longer. Somehow it never occurred to Professor Blank to mete out this instruction during the first 20 minutes of his two-hour lecture!!

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