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Monday, April 01, 2024

Atheist Holiday

An atheist complained to his Christian acquaintance, “It’s not fair; there are no atheist holidays! Christians get two Federal holidays, and there is even one holiday named for a Baptist preacher! What gives. We atheists have no recognized national holidays. It’s unfair. It’s discrimination.”

His acquaintance responded, “Well, that’s not exactly so. You all do have a day.”

“What?” questioned the atheist, “no we don’t. What do you mean?”

Replied the Christian, “Of course you do. It’s today, April Fool’s Day!”

“The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.” Psalm 14:1.

3 comments:

Alex A. Hanna said...

you got me on that one RLV!
of course i went the whole day without realizing that that was today - now i am questioning everything i have been told up to this point. thanks.

R. L. Vaughn said...

We are pretty tuned in to the fact of the day, since one of my sisters was born on April 1. Not that we do lots of pranks, but more that we are just always aware of it being April Fools because of that circumstance.

Alex A. Hanna said...

i suppose having a sibling born on April Fools is about as pranky as you can get pranked.