Things I think I thought

...but may have first heard elsewhere in some similar form.

“We cannot disillusion God. God has no illusions.”

“The emphasis of Acts is not only ‘go and tell,’ but also ‘come and gather’.”

“Some folks think more about the name of the king on the cover page of the Bible than the King named in its pages of inspired text.”

“The bridge of the cross spanned the chasm of sin.”

“If you want to ‘rightly divide’ the word of truth, start with the table of contents in your Bible. It has already been done – Old Testament and New Testament!”

“Jesus takes our dirty laundry, washes it whiter than snow, and irons our the wrinkles.”

“Shaped note is the music faw me. Everything else is just so-so.”