Embalmer: the last person you want to meet
"Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn." -- C.S. Lewis
Abasement: where the furnace is located
Tomorrow: the best time to do the things you had planned for today
"Atheism: a non-prophet organization" -- George Carlin
Professor: one who talks in someone else's sleep
Miser: a man who lives poor in order to die rich
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