Unequal legs and other quotes

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"All men have unequal legs." -- Unknown

"If there is another god here in Alabama, then the liturgy is primarily the chanting of 'Roll Tide' or 'War Eagle'." -- Dave (last name unknown)

How would you like to hear "It doesn't matter what you take as long as it is medicine and you are sincere" advice from your doctor? -- Unknown

"Our beliefs do not change God's laws." -- Unknown

"Hell is getting your way for all eternity." -- Credited to C. S. Lewis

"Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are other views." -- Bill Buckley

"Storms are not sent to sink us, but to sanctify us." -- Unknown

"The lack of church discipline in one area of sin is not reason for turning a blind eye to sin of another sort. Repent of the first and act on the second." -- Les Prouty

"A preacher should not just love preaching, but those to whom he is preaching." -- copied

"Learn what is to be taken seriously and laugh at the rest." - Hermann Hesse

"The problem with the “living sacrifice” is that it keeps crawling off of the altar." (Romans 12:1) -- reported by Mike McInnis