Dear U.S. Census Bureau,
I have received a couple of notices asking whether we've submitted our census form. Please be advised that I will not be able to submit my census information until after April 1, 2010. The form asks how many people are living in our household on that day, and until it arrives I will not know. If you need this form returned before April 1, please have the nearest local prophet call or come by to advise me on how many will be living here on April 1.
Thanks. Have a nice day.
I. Ken Count
P.S. Our school gathers daily enrollment numbers, so we won't need the census to tell us how many students we have. Thanks anyway.