What do you call someone with no body and no nose? ...Nobody knows.
What do you call a factory that makes okay products? ...A satisfactory.
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing? ...In case they get a hole in one!
Knock, knock.
Q. Who’s there?
A. Cow says.
Q. Cow says who?
A. No, a cow says mooooo!
Q. Who’s there?
A. Cow says.
Q. Cow says who?
A. No, a cow says mooooo!
Knock, knock.
Q. Who’s there?
A. A little old lady.
Q. A little old lady who?
A. Hey, I didn’t know you could yodel!
