"Children usually repeat the things we shouldn't have said."
"Man shall not live by bread alone -- the Bible contains all the nutrients for spiritual health."
"The lottery is a tax on dreams."
"Thousands of husbands are paying for the sins of their fathers-in-law."
"Life without Christ is like an un-sharpened pencil; it has no point."
"Hell is un-cool."
Here's another:
ReplyDelete"A boring sermon is always too long, regardless of its length."